Lift’s Blog

While driving to hunter, on the side of the Major Degan, near yonkers, i cam across this sign. I pulled over but could not find Jill. She must have been giving free ATM to someone else.

So obviously Baby daddy Dimiceli is not going to be a part of it.. He will be of no service. Is anyone still planning on a trip? I’m thinking some late March fun might be good. Washington? B.C? Some small ass European country like Romania? I’m looking to get busy this year. Being that I finally have a real job I can save dinero. I want down on some deep turns… who is in???

When I woke up this morning to walk my dog in Staten Island it was cold, very cold. I thought Hunter better be blowing snow. I ran to my computer and checked the weather and Hunters blog. Luckily I have them all on the home page of www.LIFTGEAR.com (shameless plug)!Yes! they were, and it will continue all week. I then checked my Email and got official word from the mountain about this weekend and the first day of work for Ski School on the 29th. There is no word on if the montain will be open during the week, it depends on the weather and snowmaking. Lift will keep you Informed.

The phones haven’t stopped, everyone is gonna be there.  And by “everyone” I mean Jack, Carlos,me and Lift sponsored European Rider Extraordinaire “PAVEL”!

The story of Pavel:

Pavel Has never given us his last name, and we at Lift don’t want to know it because he may be wanted. We came across this photo of him and his accomplice.

Pavel is in the back with the stupid hat. In front is some balding fat guy, probably a victim, wearing what we have come to find out are Pavel’s Signature raping sunglasses. Pavel likes to charm his victims then drug them. Once they passed out he, has his Mexican man-boy servant (on left) record the sex and dismemberment.

We have also obtained this photo of Pavel in action.

It shows him waiting in the shadows after drugging another helpless victim.

Earlier that night we have a photo of Pavel and his Mexican Man-boy servant with the victim, having a good time at a local bar. In this picture you can clearly see the conversation was about “The Shocker”.

The victim was trying to teach this move to Pavel, and thought he did not get it. But we have it on good authority the Pavel was over heard saying “After I drug and rape this Douche bag I am gonna shoot him in the face so his own mother wont recognize him and then take his snowboard.”

“thank you Douche bag”

For those of you new to the “quotes of the week”, here is the disclaimer:
I do not always get the quotes 100% correct so don’t give me any shit about that. I some times embellish for humor’s sake. You can however, make fun of my spelling and grammar.
some of the stuff is not suitable for children or any race, color, or creed that cant take a joke.

While sitting in Maggie’s eating breakfast:

Dr. love tells a story about her niece eating sausage…
DR. Love: …So she is 10 or 11 years old very beautiful. but she is sucking on this sausage like… (gives visual)… And I’m trying to keep a strait face.
Baby D: I guess her mother cuts up all her sausage and hot dogs now.
Dani(pretending to be the little girl): Mommy why are you doing that, My butt is not a piggy-bank.
Jarrett: It just took all my power to keep that milk from going out my nose.

Jarrett: Scott your wife is crazy horny now that she is pregnant.
Scott: Yea.
Jarrett: you put a dent in that kids head yet.
Scott: No. i am getting a BJ from in side.
Dani: You better hope that it is a girl, or that makes you gay.

During orientation at the mountain…

John Ianelli: Dose any one know this mountains credo?
Getto smurf: Making money one sucker at a time!

Other guy running orientation: I use to live and the Bahamas, and do you know why i came here?
Peanut gallery: No *******!

Another season starts this weekend on november 7th. We Have sold 7 shares and have one free bedroom, for guests. If any one in the house wants to use that bedroom there will be a small Weekend fee. The fee will be equal to 50 – 100 dollars worth of food, beer, Firewood, Midget strippers, dog walking, hand jobs, snow plowing, Gas, and or cash, but only with 2 forms of identification.

Most rooms have been picked. Grace paid in full back in August, she also had the shittiest room I have ever offered last year, so this year she will be in the main house upstairs, in the the master bedroom with flat panel tv and her own bathroom . Carlos and I will share the west wing and its bathroom, we get the rooms with the Fire places and nice deck. Jason will be in the east wing his room has a Tv and separate entrance. A.T., Dave, and Michelle, are the only three with out a room and you guys can fight it out. of those 3 A.T. payed in full first, followed by Michelle, they get choice. so Dave, you get the leftovers. If you do not show up this weekend you loose you choice of room.

To refresh your memory:
main house has 3 baths, and 4 bedrooms, kitchen, 2 living rooms, 2 fireplaces, laundry room, extra freezer and refrigerator, and split level deck with screen house.
west wing has 1 bath 2 bedrooms computer room and sauna with separate entrance.
East wing has 2 bedrooms, sauna, hot tub, bathroom, and separate entrance.

Is any one going to Costco this week? we need a case of ramen noodles…Stat!